I'm Suzi-Fly with Me.-Naughty

Diary of a Long-haul Stewardess

I’ve been so naughty. Well, naughty for me. It wasn’t my entire fault. Let me give you the recipe that led to my downfall.

1. Land in paradise. Gasp [remembering to shut mouth afterwards, not an attractive look] at the heat of the Caribbean, the beauty of the beaches and the luxury of the hotel.
2. After check-in, arrange to meet rest of crew in designated room for party.
3. Foolishly agree to go with everyone the next day on the Jolly Roger boat trip.
4. Arrive sober and cast off at mid day.
5. Remember accepting first rum punch.
6. Remember accepting second rum punch.
7. Remember not having to walk the plank.
8. Just about remember dancing luridly sandwiched between two stewards.
9. Remember nothing else.                                       
   

Next thing I do recall is waking up in own hotel bed not knowing how I got there. It's so unlike me! Apparently I was a huge source of entertainment for all. Thank goodness crew look out for each other and got me back. At least I only had a hangover to contend with for my sins; one of the stewards got back and dived into the hotel pool, hitting the bottom. He was sporting an egg the size of the dragon’s in Goblet of Fire .
Note to self – restraint is a good thing. Oh, and definitely a story to tone down for Matt[ and my Mum]
Suzi x '