I’ve been so naughty. Well, naughty for me. It wasn’t my entire fault. Let me give you the recipe that led to my downfall.
- Land in paradise. Gasp [remembering to shut mouth afterwards, not an attractive look] at the heat of the Caribbean, the beauty of the beaches and the luxury of the hotel.
- After check-in, arrange to meet rest of crew in designated room for party.
- Foolishly agree to go with everyone the next day on the Jolly Roger boat trip.
- Arrive sober and cast off at mid day.
- Remember accepting first rum punch.
- Remember accepting second rum punch.
- Remember not having to walk the plank.
- Just about remember dancing luridly sandwiched between two stewards.
- Remember nothing else.
Note to self – restraint is a good thing. Oh, and definitely a story to tone down for Matt[ and my Mum]
Suzi x '