Yes, I know the theory, yes, I've had the lessons and yes, I've got the rash vest but somewhere between the ‘kneel on the board’ and ‘spring up onto your feet’ I seem to come unstuck. I think it’s got a lot to do with the word ‘spring’. I’m no spring chicken and as much as I’d like to be able to stand, knees bent, arms in front riding a wave, realistically it ain’t gonna happen. Still, I will be there persevering.
So if you’re on the Atlantic coast next week somewhere near Newquay and you see a woman perfecting the art of giving herself an enema whilst pretending to surf, do say hello, it’ll be me.
Suzi is off for the week too. She’s gone to see her folks for a few days whilst deciding what to do next with the men in her life.
Back in a week.
Teresa x