
Hi Eve
‘Quick, go and have a look at the woman in 35A. Her dress is up round her waist, you can see her knickers,’ my colleague urged me on the flight to Barbados.
I grabbed a plastic bag and sashayed down the aisle pretending I was checking for rubbish. I could clearly see the couple in seats 35A & B getting stuck in. I hurried back to the galley.
‘What should we do?’ I asked naively. ‘I can hardly go up to them and say excuse me sir/madam, do you think you could stop all that sexual activity. Or for God’s sake, get a room?’
‘Well, no one else has complained yet, so offer them a blanket,’ Karen replied.
‘You know the guy sitting behind them is her husband,’ I dropped casually into the conversation.
‘No!’ Karen said clasping her hand over mouth as she nearly dropped the milk jug she was holding.
‘Yes, they told me when I was serving their meal. Apparently the one she’s groping is his employee. Hubby’s even paid for the trip.’ We both stifled our giggles.
‘How much have they had to drink?’ Karen asked. ‘I served them a couple of doubles earlier.’
‘Tons.’
‘Go and have another look at what the husband is doing,’ Karen ordered pouring hot water into a teapot. ‘Cup of tea?’
I grabbed a pile of blankets and wandered casually down the aisle.
‘He’s asleep,’ I reported on my return.’ But I managed to pass the two lovebirds a blanket although I don’t know if they noticed, he was too busy with his tongue down her throat and his hand up what's left of her skirt. I can’t believe some people.’
‘Well they’d better hurry up and finish off,’ Karen said matter-of-factly. ‘Mike’s just been down to say it's time to get ready for the next meal round.’
Love, Suzi x
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Teresa x